Tyblog.

How anxiety works:
  • Person: you're loud
  • Anxiety: you're annoying, a worthless piece of shit to the human race.
  • Person: you're quiet
  • Anxiety: speak the fuck up you shy ass little whore.
  • Person: you failed the math test? Bummer.
  • Anxiety: you dumbass,you'll never get anywhere in life. Kill yourself.

pussyclestroyer:

sexting like image

(via ugly)

deanwinchestersshortshorts:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

puT ON YOUR WAR PAINT

(via ibeliveinsupervillains)

demonblubber:

Are you sure you’re comfortable doing this?" Dean asks Cas as the angel unzips his pants. "Dean I’m the one who gripped you tight, and raised you from perdition. I’m pretty sure I can grip your dick".

(via ibeliveinsupervillains)

princewenyuan:

when you like new thing

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when you find friends who like new thing 

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(via mooseings)

omg-humor:

Don’t die a virginomg-humor.tumblr.com
hasana-boo:

local-shop:

creeplypd:

snorlaxatives:

EVIL CORN MASK LMFAO WHO WOULD THINK OF THIS

add this to this


CORN IS NEITHER EVIL NOR SEXY WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THESE IDEAS FROM


I’M SORRY
Be the person you needed when you were younger.

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via ugly)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via ugly)

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.
diddily-dingdongspook:

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken, via oozma-kappas)

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