do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.
420 praise it, mein Führer
girl: come over bae
me: i can’t right now, i’m scampering around the forest and storing acorns for the long winter ahead
girl: i’m off my period
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.